yo smell nasty boy!!!

DEODORANT, HAVE YOU GUYS EVER HEARD OF IT OVER HERE???!!!! OMG OMG OMG, WHY DON"T PEOPLE USE DEODERANT OVER HERE?????!!!!! DO THEY NOT SELL IT?????!!!!! OMG EVERYTIME I GO TO A CLUB OR IM ON THE METRO I GET HIT WITH THE HORRIBLE STENCH OF BODY ODOR AND ITS SO STRONG THAT I FEEL LIKE THROWING UP RIGHT THEN AND THERE!!!! SERIOUSLY WE NEED TO HAVE A HUGE SHIPMENT OF AXE BODYSPRAY SENT OUT HERE BECAUSE ITS HORRIBLE!!!! AND WHAT IS REALLY SAD IS THAT SOME OF THEY GUYS THAT SMELL THE MOST ARE BEAUTIFUL!!!! BUT SERIOUSLY WHO WANTS TO GET WITH A GUY THAT SMELLS LIKE ONIONS ARE GROWING OUT OF HIS ARMPITS???!!! NOBODY, AT LEAST NOT ANY GIRL THAT IS FROM THE UNITED STATES WHERE PEOPLE ACTUALLY WEAR COLOGNE AND SMELL FANTASTIC!!! YEAH I GUESS AND FIGURE THAT THE GIRLS OVER HERE DON'T MIND BECAUSE THEY PROBABLY DON'T USE PERFUME OR ANY DEODORANT THEMSELVES, SO I GUESS ITS NO PROBLEM FOR THEM!!! HAHA ITS PROBABLY UNNOTICABLE FOR THEM!!! THE OTHER DAY I WAS AT THIS RESTAURANT AND I SERIOUSLY AM TELLING YOU THE WAITER WAS THE HOTTEST ONE I'VE SEEN IN SPAIN AND HE PASSED BY ME AND I ALMOST FAINTED!!!! NO JOKE, IT WAS TERRIBLE!!! I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE DYNAMIC OVER HERE IN SPAIN IS AND ALL OF EUROPE. DO YOU LIKE NOT SMELL YOURSELVES AT ALL????? BECAUSE IT SERIOUSLY SEEMS THAT WAY!!! I MEAN COME ON, GUYS!!!! ARE YOUR NOSES AND OLFACTORY SENSES IMMUNE TO THE SMELL OF BODY ODOR THAT IT JUST SEEMS NATURAL AND ODORLESS??? OMG SOME OF THE GUYS BACK HOME WEAR THE MOST AMAZING COLOGNE AND BODY SPRAY THAT IT JUST TURNS A GIRL ON. HAHA JUST LIKE THOSE AXE COMMERCIALS ON TV WHERE THE GIRLS ATTACK THE GUY AFTER HE HAS JUST SPRAYED IT ON HIMSELF!! HAHA OH IF ONLY THE GUYS OVER HERE USED AXE, THAT WOULD SERIOUSLY COMPLETE THEM AND MAKE THEM ADONISES!!! IM GLAD I VENTED, BECAUSE ITS ONE OF MY BIGGEST COMPLAINTS OF SPAIN!