You might think this is a joke...BUT ITS NOT!!! The famous Octomom or Octopussy, Nadya Suleman goes to 24 Hour Fitness in Brea. It is unbelievable how much weight she has lost in such short a time!!!! She is so skinny now!!! I DO NOT believe that she didn't have any surgical procedure done! She totally had lypo...She is one CRAZY person, like she seriously has ISSUES. First of all, she goes to the gym really really really late. One time i was there til like 3 in the morning and she was there too! What about her babies?!! What kind of mother leaves in the middle of the night?!! SERIOUSLY!!!! When she walks into the gym she runs into the locker rooms. What the heck is her hurry? There are no paparazzi around. She probably is so used to walking super fast from the cameras that she does it all the time! My mom always tells me to go work out next to her but I don't want to, i don't know why.
Anyways, enough of that stupid lady. Let my get into what i think of the gym and the people that go every day. I LOVE MY GYM! 24 Hour Fitness is the best gym in the world because all the other gyms close early which is lame because if i go partying or out with friends and i ate too much i could go at 1 in the morning for example. The location of my gym is also super perfect! It is right in front of the Brea Mall, which is my favorite place and next to Target. Its funny because its right by TGI Fridays and other small restaurants, so people can work out then go eat and then go work out again haha! My favorite time of day is at night because there are less people! I usually always go after ten with my faithful workout buddy, my MOMMY! The absolute worst time to go to the gym is after 4 and before 9. It is insane how many people are there! Literally every damn machine is busy, every single one, even the lame ones!!! It's disgusting I can feel everybody sweat and smell the stench of body odor. Plus, you feel like an idiot just standing around and walking searching for an empty machine or scanning for someone to get the hell off a machine and let someone else go. I will be venting off my frustrations as I go on. Another thing that annoys me is when you see a super anorexic bitch on a machine killing herself for an hour!! Like let the people who NEED to lose some weight get on the machine! Like what do you eat for dinner girlfriend?? Some ICE, lets get real here!!!!!!! They go to the gym religiously, its ridiculous!!! Another thing that annoys me is when people think its fricken kareoke night! First off, you don't sing good and nobody wants to hear you!!!! There are a couple of weirdos that go there. Like there is this guy who seriously thinks he is Captain Jack Sparrow!!! Like he just walked off the plank and landed in Brea!!! So strange!!! Another weirdo, who is kinda my friend goes to the gym for such a long time, every day at the same time. He is super buff and is like 45 or something and he needs a tan!!!! He is so pale, its blinding!!!! He is completely flat in the stomach region but he does like 30 sets of like 300 crunches. Another wacko that comes in has the most obnoxious and loudest voice ever! He walks in the door and you can hear him in the bathroom! Now, lets talk about this crazy little Asian guy that does this crazy surfing movement when he does this certain machine, its so weird! I feel bad for the guy cuz everyone stares at him. For all the hairy fat men that chill in the saunas, PUT A SHIRT ON PLEASE!! Can i get an Amen?! My eyes hurt every time i see them. I mean, there are SO MANY HOTTER GUYS that i wish would TAKE IT OFF instead! Yea boii :) There are so many hot guys at the gym i don't even know where to start (: A perfect reason to go to the gym is to load up on some EYE CANDY! YUM haha! I can't even think of one because there are just way too many. Now its time to talk about the annoying girls. Not that im jealous of their bodies, but i think its inappropriate for them so dress so skimpy at the gym, showing so much skin, you might as well work out in your bikini. I mean, its dangerous to dress like that because some perv can be out in the parking lot waiting to attack. Gosh, put something on!!! Or the fat women that wear the tightest clothes! I mean, if it freaks me out, what do you think the guys think?! Kinda mean i know, but for reals! I hate walking into the locker rooms and seeing naked women left and right, there are bathrooms get in one! Or when there are anorexic girls weighing themselves. I want to tell them that my thigh weighs more than they do! Something else that bothers me is seeing people work at the gym who aren't even in shape! Like, what an irony!!! Another thing, i hate going into the section where all guys are, i just feel awkward. My mom always wants me to try this weight thing but i always tell her no! I also feel awkward when I'm at the water fountain and all the basketball guys come out and wait for me as my bottle slowly fills up. I want to tell them sorry for the hold up or something. Well, this concludes for now the Adventures at 24 Hour Fitness, so long suckers and REMEMBER don't eat late at night!
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